Post by Ravished Improbability on May 11, 2018 4:20:11 GMT
Fluffy Cyber-Friends
"We make friends with benefits"
Tired of your pets making a mess of your home when your out? Need help with cleaning? Or just need additional security? Our made to order pets have you covered, these cyber pets never make a mess and will do their best to keep your place clean and spotless. Top level bodyguard and home invasion training allows them to keep you and your home safe should the unthinkable happen.
"No mess pets, our fluffy friends help you keep your home clean"
Just because they are cybernetic doesn't mean they cannot be your best friend. The advance programming of the AI gives these pets genuine animal personalities. With the durable and realistic synth fur or plumage you'll never know they aren't real, except for all the nice things they will do for you.
"Fluffy Cyber-Friends. They'll stay with you for a lifetime."
We have many product lines to suit your preference and needs.
For the bird lovers, we are proud to introduce the brand new light and affordable 'Birds of Paradise' series, to compliment the robust and independent 'Birds of Prey' series.
The small 'Birds of Paradise' are super light and easily carried with you on the shoulder. They are small enough to safely fly indoors. To achieve this light weight they only carry an onboard battery pack and minimum payload of detergent or deterrent for bombing runs.
An external device you can wear serves as both the housing for their AI controller and charging station. But don't worry about your bird loosing its body, should connection be lost the body will automatically try to fly back to you to reconnect. And should the body get stuck the AI controller will direct you to where contact was lost to begin your search.
Certain models of the AI controller can be synced to multiple different Birds of Paradise for a colorful flock of acrobatic birds.*
The large 'Birds of Prey' take the form factor of owls, raptors, and other hunting birds. They carry their AI onboard and are equipped with complete independent power systems for long distant flights. These large heavy birds have double tanks for both what ever user wishes. The bird can clean, deter, or mark targets with bombing runs. Being Birds of Prey they have strong feet with sharp talons, great for picking up the paper, removing local vermin, or even for use in the defense of its owner.
For both the dog or cat lovers out there we offer a wide range of products just for you.
Our most popular model is the Cyber-Wolf also available as Cyber-Fangs for cat lovers. Originally designed as a Wolf, the line as expanded to provide the same capabilities in form of other large dogs and even scaled versions of wild cats. Popular versions include the original wolf and saber-tooth, as well as husky, German shepherd, leopard, tiger, and cougar. They are available in male, female, and kid friendly versions.
The 'Cyber' series provides the best in four legged maid service and security. They clean up dropped items, remove stains with an internal bladder of cleaner, fetch and deliver, and are well armed to defend home and person. Their built in security library and training gives them the upper hand against all likely security threats. They can subdue the threat while avoiding damage to itself and minimizing property damage.
The new 'LAP' series of small dogs and cats provide many of the benefits of the larger 'Cyber' series in a much more affordable and space efficient package. The LAP series is available in popular forms such as terrier and tabby. The provide all of the maid services, and in the case of the cats are able to clean hard to reach places such as the top of cabinets and book shelves. This feature is optionally available for the LAP dogs as well. The small size and light weight makes them questionable in use as a bodyguard.
Got a taste for those exotic creatures from mythology? With our 'Fantasy' series we'll provide you with your very own cyber Cerberus or griffin. Production runs are limited. Check back frequency to see what creatures is coming off the line this week or join are mailing list to be informed of current and future 'Fantasy' series pets.
Those looking for pets able to provide a high level of security should try are 'Maximum' series of pets. We took the popular 'Cyber' series and increased its size and durability. The Direwolf and Liger are great for pet owners looking for something that is bigger than them. Under the ultra fluffy and soft synth fur is are layers of both liquid and composite armor to keep your pet safe from physical harm.** Also available in lion, tiger, and great dane to name a few of the forms.
We are a New London based company but will gladly ship are products and expertise anywhere in the world. Just contact us.
Not seeing what you want? Custom designs available.
Military or in need for serious security? Contact our Critical Cybernetics branch where we partner with Build-A-Warbot to make your dreams of serious firepower come true.***
*Only pro model AIs and better have this compatibility. Addition Birds of Paradise and charging perches sold separately.
**Armor not rated to protect against serious firepower.
***We recommend you check all relevant local laws and regulations. We are not responsible for any legal trouble you may get into with your Fluffy Cyber Friend.
"We make friends with benefits"
Tired of your pets making a mess of your home when your out? Need help with cleaning? Or just need additional security? Our made to order pets have you covered, these cyber pets never make a mess and will do their best to keep your place clean and spotless. Top level bodyguard and home invasion training allows them to keep you and your home safe should the unthinkable happen.
"No mess pets, our fluffy friends help you keep your home clean"
Just because they are cybernetic doesn't mean they cannot be your best friend. The advance programming of the AI gives these pets genuine animal personalities. With the durable and realistic synth fur or plumage you'll never know they aren't real, except for all the nice things they will do for you.
"Fluffy Cyber-Friends. They'll stay with you for a lifetime."
We have many product lines to suit your preference and needs.
For the bird lovers, we are proud to introduce the brand new light and affordable 'Birds of Paradise' series, to compliment the robust and independent 'Birds of Prey' series.
The small 'Birds of Paradise' are super light and easily carried with you on the shoulder. They are small enough to safely fly indoors. To achieve this light weight they only carry an onboard battery pack and minimum payload of detergent or deterrent for bombing runs.
An external device you can wear serves as both the housing for their AI controller and charging station. But don't worry about your bird loosing its body, should connection be lost the body will automatically try to fly back to you to reconnect. And should the body get stuck the AI controller will direct you to where contact was lost to begin your search.
Certain models of the AI controller can be synced to multiple different Birds of Paradise for a colorful flock of acrobatic birds.*
The large 'Birds of Prey' take the form factor of owls, raptors, and other hunting birds. They carry their AI onboard and are equipped with complete independent power systems for long distant flights. These large heavy birds have double tanks for both what ever user wishes. The bird can clean, deter, or mark targets with bombing runs. Being Birds of Prey they have strong feet with sharp talons, great for picking up the paper, removing local vermin, or even for use in the defense of its owner.
For both the dog or cat lovers out there we offer a wide range of products just for you.
Our most popular model is the Cyber-Wolf also available as Cyber-Fangs for cat lovers. Originally designed as a Wolf, the line as expanded to provide the same capabilities in form of other large dogs and even scaled versions of wild cats. Popular versions include the original wolf and saber-tooth, as well as husky, German shepherd, leopard, tiger, and cougar. They are available in male, female, and kid friendly versions.
The 'Cyber' series provides the best in four legged maid service and security. They clean up dropped items, remove stains with an internal bladder of cleaner, fetch and deliver, and are well armed to defend home and person. Their built in security library and training gives them the upper hand against all likely security threats. They can subdue the threat while avoiding damage to itself and minimizing property damage.
The new 'LAP' series of small dogs and cats provide many of the benefits of the larger 'Cyber' series in a much more affordable and space efficient package. The LAP series is available in popular forms such as terrier and tabby. The provide all of the maid services, and in the case of the cats are able to clean hard to reach places such as the top of cabinets and book shelves. This feature is optionally available for the LAP dogs as well. The small size and light weight makes them questionable in use as a bodyguard.
Got a taste for those exotic creatures from mythology? With our 'Fantasy' series we'll provide you with your very own cyber Cerberus or griffin. Production runs are limited. Check back frequency to see what creatures is coming off the line this week or join are mailing list to be informed of current and future 'Fantasy' series pets.
Those looking for pets able to provide a high level of security should try are 'Maximum' series of pets. We took the popular 'Cyber' series and increased its size and durability. The Direwolf and Liger are great for pet owners looking for something that is bigger than them. Under the ultra fluffy and soft synth fur is are layers of both liquid and composite armor to keep your pet safe from physical harm.** Also available in lion, tiger, and great dane to name a few of the forms.
We are a New London based company but will gladly ship are products and expertise anywhere in the world. Just contact us.
Not seeing what you want? Custom designs available.
Military or in need for serious security? Contact our Critical Cybernetics branch where we partner with Build-A-Warbot to make your dreams of serious firepower come true.***
*Only pro model AIs and better have this compatibility. Addition Birds of Paradise and charging perches sold separately.
**Armor not rated to protect against serious firepower.
***We recommend you check all relevant local laws and regulations. We are not responsible for any legal trouble you may get into with your Fluffy Cyber Friend.